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Video: Coffee Party Group Therapy Session

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Lee Doren went undercover infiltrating the “Coffee Party” from the inside.

Now, however, the Tea Party movement has been successful at mobilizing an opposition to the Leftist / Progressive agenda, and former Obama campaigners still yearn to “speak truth to power.”

But, this time, they are the power and they don’t like the responsibility that comes with it.

Poor things.

I know just what they need, hopefully it will zap them out of their Obotomized stupors and rid their bodies of kool-aid toxins.  Change!

Update:

coffee party medea benjamin

No, your eyes are not playing tricks on you, that is Medea Benjamin of Code Pink (fan of Castro, admirer of Chavez) speaking at a Coffee Party klatch in DC.

In honor of the Code Pink and Coffee PartyUSA collaboration a moment of mockery at their expense.

They’ve earned it!

GAIA Minister Neytiri – Peoples Cube

CoffeePartyUSA (CPUSA)

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Red Rooster - The Peoples Cube

To counter the Tea-Party Movement,
Progressives conclude it behooves ‘em
to gather and meet
for coffee, not tea,
to further progressivist movements.

They think that the Tea-Party Movement
misjudged what would best have behooved ‘em
’cause coffee, not tea,
best fosters the need
to answer the call for a movement.

So therefore, Progressives have started
the launch of a new “Coffee Party,”
so movements like theirs
are found everywhere
when coffee is drunk at their parties.

In contrast, the Tea-Party thinks
such new Coffee-Party will link
the public’s perception
of coffee confections
as spawning a movement that stinks.

Yet Tea-Party folks aren’t perceived
as drinkers of latte or tea,
but like independents,
their hot-beverage preference
is coffee that’s strong, ’stead of tea.

Progressives more likely than not
in choosing a beverage that’s hot
drink latte or tea,
not coffee from beans,
which doubles this paradox crop.

“So how can this paradox be
removed?”  asks the Party of Tea.
A “how” is not needed,
but why ain’t it needed?
‘Cause through it most people can see.

A new “Coffee Party” official,
who knows it to be interstitial
‘twixt “social” and “istic”
has asked, “Can we fix it
to not be perceived interstitial?”

“We must be covert to succeed
to make independents believe
that we are like them
with vigor and vim
supporters of liberty’s creed.”

Covertness of course needs a name
for winning covertly the game–
a name that avoids
subliminal voids
opponents can fill with the name.

The name “Coffee Party” is not
immune from subliminal plots
against it by those
intent to expose
facades we erect for our plots.

An acronym-coiner explains
the new Coffee Party’s real name
ain’t “Party of Java”
or yada or yada–
It’s really “C.P.U.S.A.”

The acronym-coiner’s a booster
of Cubists prohibiting “losers”
at the Peoples’ Cube dot-Com,
which includes
a writer by name of “Red Rooster.”

“Our new Coffee-Party’s a movement.
It’s nom de plume name for our movement
has drawbacks” said Rooster
“’cause Tea-Party boosters
can mock it as coffee-spawned ‘movement.’”

“You ask what I mean,” added Rooster,
who then quoted Tea-Party boosters
in ads that proclaim
“C.P.U.S.A.
yields movements like coffee-caused movements.”

We’d thought that the Party of Tea
in smearing us wouldn’t succeed;
however, says Rooster,
the Tea Party boosters
seem likely in this to succeed.

And tries by our media flakkers’
to mock them with terms like “Tea-Baggers,”
have failed ’cause they’ve turned
the use of such term
from smear to a young-male attracter.

So, what should we learn from these facts
from watching our media flaks?
It’s harder for flaks
for us to attack
the Tea Party people as quacks.

So therefore, we have to develop
improvements of ways to envelop
our tactics behind
facades we devise
to keep our agenda enveloped.

However, maintaining facades
is tougher these days than it was
when channels for news were
three for one view
sans radio, bloggers and Fox.

So therefore, our task must include
regaining control of the news
like “localize” tools
for radio rules,
net-neutral and neuter Fox News.

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March 15th, 2010 at 5:50 pm

The NY Times “Messiahfication” of Barack Obama [photo]

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Apparently the progressive secularists at the NY Times have no qualms about publishing a photoshopped graven image of Barack “false idol” Obama, this close to Easter.

obama messiah NY times 3 14 2010

Illustration by Nola Lopez, photograph by Damon Winter

Profoundly disturbing.

If this sacrilege is not deserving of a ‘God smack’ I do not know what is.
H/T BigFurHat

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March 14th, 2010 at 3:45 pm

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Whoa! Dude! Obama’s Doc Cousin is a ‘Teabagger’

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Note: I have updated within the body of the original content. -VH

Obama’s cuz Dr. Milton R.Wolf  M.D. (a practicing diagnostic radiologist with sub-specialized emphasis in oncology, musculoskeletal and cardiac imaging) is enormously proud of Obama’s achievements BUT he thinks ObamaCare “is not in the best interest of the country”.

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Fox&Friends Interview of Obama’s anti-ObamaCare cousin Dr. Milton R. Wolf M.D. 3/12/10

“It was a very difficult decision to do this but in the end I felt it was a “call of duty” to stand up for my patients, and stand up for my profession and ultimately to stand up for my country. And say this is not good…”

You can read Dr. Milton R.Wolf’s op-ed on his opposition to ObamaCare in the Washington Times here.

A snippet:

The problems caused by government will not be solved by growing government. Now that this new era of big-government takeovers has spread to our health care system, it’s not just our freedoms or our wallets that are at stake. It’s our lives.

Now for the juicy part, Dr Wolf is so adamantly opposed to ObamaCare he will be a part of ‘Take the Townhalls to DC‘ a project of the ‘Nationwide Tea Party Coalition‘.

Whoa! Dude! Obama’s cousin that makes him a ‘teabagger’ A “teabag, anti-government” [type] [who will help to] confuse and dispirit” Democratic voters and encourage the extremists.” And when taking into account the left’s mind set, a racist to boot.

Ha! Dear Leader O will not be pleased. Good!

And of course he has already been targeted by (Obama friendly) George Soros-backed left wing propaganda machine Media Matters.

Exit question: How long will it take for Obama to toss his cousin under the bus? 1…2…3…

Also see this ObamaCare Doctor related outrage: Doctors Treated to Abuse at White House and by Democrats in Congress.

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Written by velvethammer

March 12th, 2010 at 9:51 am

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