Parody of the Obama & Hu Jintao press conference in Beijing.

This is good! The best SNL Obama satire yet.

Enjoy!

China Cold Open

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Transcript (Courtesy of Freedom Eden)

ANNOUNCER: We will now take you live to Beijing for the joint press conference already underway between U.S. President Obama and Chinese President Hu Jintao.

OBAMA: As I already said privately, I would like to thank President Jintao for his kind welcome and generous hospitality, and I hope that during this visit we can have a productive dialogue about the serious issues of concern that remain between our two countries — issues ranging from the unfair valuation of your currency to the trade imbalance, and most importantly, human rights. I believe there can be a great partnership between us but it will require compromise and understanding.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: Thank you, Mr. President. I would like to add that I completely understand why you feel entitled to come here and lecture China on our shortcomings. After all, my country does owe the United States a great deal of money. Oh, wait. Hold on a moment. I believe I had that backwards. In fact, now that I think about it, it is your country that owes us a large sum of money. Is this correct?

OBAMA: Uh… yes.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: Now, it’s coming back to me. I believe it’s $800 billion.

OBAMA: That is correct.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: Such a large sum.

OBAMA: Yes, it is.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: And yet you haven’t even mentioned it. That’s so odd.

OBAMA: Uh, look, you’re going to get your money.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: Are we? Are we going to get our money? Because from what I read your country is in the middle of a serious recession.

OBAMA: Uh, while this is true, there are signs that our bailout has steadied the financial markets and our stimulus package has been effective in fixing the job crisis.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: I’m curious. How many jobs has it created?

OBAMA: Uh, so far, none.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: I see.

OBAMA: But our health care reform plan, we’re confident, is going to lead to enormous savings.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: How exactly is extending health care coverage to 30 million people going to save you money?

OBAMA: I… don’t know.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: And this “Cash for Clunkers” program– I have read that you purchased many clunkers with our money.

OBAMA: Yes, we have.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: What does this word “clunkers” mean?

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

OBAMA: Well, a clunker is a car…

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: I know what a clunker is. And just so there is no misunderstanding, you are not allowed to pay us back in clunkers.

OBAMA:Of course not.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: You know, as I listen to you, I am noticing that each of your plans to save money involves spending even more money. This does not inspire confidence.

OBAMA: I assure you, you’re going to get your money.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: Will you kiss me?

OBAMA: Sorry?

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: Will you kiss me?

OBAMA: I don’t understand.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: I like to be kissed, (shouts) when someone is doing sex to me!

OBAMA: There’s no need for that.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: No? You know how many uninsured we have in China? One and a quarter billion, billion. But I’ll tell you this: We don’t owe anyone $800 billion.

OBAMA: Well, obviously, we take our debt to you very seriously.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: I suppose if I really wanted to get my money I could call and say I was a Wall Street banker who needs his bonus. But really, why should I have to stoop to that level?

OBAMA: You don’t have to stoop to any level.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: Please understand if it were my $800 billion I wouldn’t care, but it belongs to my country. I feel like I should bring it up.

OBAMA: You’re going to get your money.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: Say, while you’re here, are you at least going to treat me to dinner and a movie?

OBAMA: I’m sorry?

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: I think it’s the polite thing to do, (shouts) before doing sex to me!

OBAMA: Mr. President, please.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: Very well.

OBAMA: I assure you that as soon we solve this economic crisis…

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: Which one? The one that your country’s reckless real estate speculation caused? That one? I just want to make sure I know which one we’re talking about.

OBAMA: We are taking steps to make sure that what happened will never happen again.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: What steps?

OBAMA: Uh, reform of banking regulations.

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: Do I look like Mrs. Obama?

OBAMA: What?

(Hu Jintao “speaks.”)

INTERPRETER: Do I look like Mrs. Obama?

OBAMA: Of course not.

Don’t fall for it.

Obama on the possibility of a Stimulus II:

- Reuters

“It’s important that we don’t make any ill-considered decisions — even with the best intentions — particularly at a time when our resources are so limited,”

That is exactly what the “extremist anti-government teabaggers” have been trying to tell you from the beginning, since the very first tea party, the “Chicago Tax Day Tea Party” on April 15th 2009.

You refuse to listen.

In what is well beneath the dignity of the office of President of the United States, you choose to hurl slurs instead.

No matter, the thoughts behind your statement will likely end up being tossed aside anyways. If not, to little to late.

You say one thing and do another.
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Is it any wonder that “Thirty-nine percent (39%) say the President is doing a good or excellent job handling the economy while 45% give him poor marks”

The writing on the proverbial wall may as well of been written in his own hand.

Note: The above video was posted to YouTube in March of 2009. The ObamaLie list has grown since then.

Suggested reading: Barack Obama and the Strategy of Manufactured Crisis

Related:

Are You A Right-Wing Extremist?

The Left’s “Weapons Of Mass Distortion

Attention: Barack Obama is not in any way connected to, aligned with or in bed with… marxists, socialists, communists or radicals of the far left. Perish the thought. Hide your head in the sand and pretend we do not have the most radical president in US history.

What If  Obama Hired A Man Like Bill Ayers Or Jeremiah Wright And Brought Him Inside The White House? HE HAS!

- STORM was founded by Obama Green Czar (avowed Communist) ‘Van Jones’ officially known as: “Special Advisor for Green Jobs, Enterprise and Innovation” for the White House Council on Environmental Quality.

Jones had planned to move to Washington, DC, and had already landed a job and an apartment there. But in jail, he said, “I met all these young radical people of color — I mean really radical, communists and anarchists. And it was, like, ‘This is what I need to be a part of.’” Although he already had a plane ticket, he decided to stay in San Francisco. “I spent the next ten years of my life working with a lot of those people I met in jail, trying to be a revolutionary.” In the months that followed, he let go of any lingering thoughts that he might fit in with the status quo. “I was a rowdy nationalist on April 28th, and then the verdicts came down on April 29th,” he said. “By August, I was a communist.”

In 1994, the young activists formed a socialist collective, Standing Together to Organize a Revolutionary Movement, or STORM, which held study groups on the theories of Marx and Lenin and dreamed of a multiracial socialist utopia. They protested police brutality and got arrested for crashing through police barricades.

Note the red communist star on the cover of STORM’s communist manifesto:

Reclaiming Revolution: history, summation & lessons from the work of ‘Standing Together to Organize a Revolutionary Movement’ (STORM)

Click image to read online and/or down load - Reclaiming Revolution: history, summation & lessons from the work of STORM

Notable quote: One of STORM’s Six Points of Unity

“Revolutionary Democracy: the belief that our movement will have to replace the falsely-democratic capitalist state with a truly democratic people’s government.”

In a July 2009 interview with Newsweek magazine, Jones said he could not explain exactly what a “green job” is:

“Well, we still don’t have a unified definition, and that’s not unusual in a democracy. It takes a while for all the states and the federal government to come to some agreement. But the Department of Labor is working on it very diligently. Fundamentally, it’s getting there, but we haven’t crossed the finish line yet.”

So sayeth the anti-US democracy Obama appointee in charge of…–’green jobs’.

Link @ YouTube

Obama warned us himself….(to) many refused to listen…

“We are five days away from fundamentally transforming the United States of America.”
-Barack Hussein Obama October 30, 2008

Green is the new red, dontcha know.

Use environmentalism to achieve socialism.

“The Communist Party USA’s environmental program “presents a viable plan to carry out on the long march to socialism.”
- Havel Wolf – Member, Seattle Audubon Society.

Matthew Vadum of American Spectator links…thanks.

Also see:
GLENN BECK CLOSING IN ON VAN JONES – No Compromise when you’re Right!
Obama’s Czar Van Jones-Many Roads Lead to Cuba, Communism – Romanticpoet’s Weblog

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